Doggie Audience - This is EXACTLY what it looks like at my house at dinner time.
Please, quit yelling at the cashiers. They don’t get paid enough for this shit.
this but with lotion and shit
Apply this to all retail settings.
(also I don’t control sales tax you need to take that up with the state)
(protip President Obama doesn’t control it either)
I also don’t control which coupons are permitted and which aren’t. Take that up with the manufacturers who put them out and don’t bother to give us the proper computer codes.
I don’t control the gas prices, trust me, I wish they were cheaper too.
I can’t help that some medication is priced 5000x actual ingredient cost, blame corporate america and the pharmaceutical industry. I can’t magically make your drugs cheaper. I have to pay full price for mine too.
The chick’s face in that picture is just perfect.
I don’t have the power to give you your sandwich for free. You think I’m worth enough to this company that I can give you a free sandwich? I am not. I also can’t give you a discount for a coupon that you don’t have with you.