tastefullyoffensive:

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fuckyeahdementia:

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harvestheart:

Doggie Audience - This is EXACTLY what it looks like at my house at dinner time.  

callmekitto:

lascocks:

theburgerfountain:

michiexmurder:

thebiscuiteternal:

panda-hiiro:

rampant-noodle:

jokkes:

Please, quit yelling at the cashiers. They don’t get paid enough for this shit.

this but with lotion and shit

Apply this to all retail settings.

(also I don’t control sales tax you need to take that up with the state)

(protip President Obama doesn’t control it either)

I also don’t control which coupons are permitted and which aren’t. Take that up with the manufacturers who put them out and don’t bother to give us the proper computer codes.

I don’t control the gas prices, trust me, I wish they were cheaper too.

I can’t help that some medication is priced 5000x actual ingredient cost, blame corporate america and the pharmaceutical industry. I can’t magically make your drugs cheaper. I have to pay full price for mine too.

The chick’s face in that picture is just perfect.

I don’t have the power to give you your sandwich for free. You think I’m worth enough to this company that I can give you a free sandwich? I am not. I also can’t give you a discount for a coupon that you don’t have with you.

tastefullyoffensive:

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